JACK SPARROW SCARF.
Captain Jack Sparrow is the most mischievous, dramatic, handsome Pirate Lord of the Seven Seas. He can be tricky and survives mostly by using wit and negotiation rather than by force, opting to flee most dangerous situations and to fight only when necessary. Very similar to modern parenting/ corporate ladder/ current sitch daily. Wack this enormous scarf around your neck and smile using your best wiles to negotiate for toilet paper/ sanitiser/ free rent/ mince.
Dimensions: 260cm x 50cm (eg massive but cool)
Pictured with Doldrums Knit.